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NEET General #28 - Spam free Edition NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 04:24:05 [Preview] No. 25339
Let's hope it works out for the better.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 04:27:34 [Preview] No.25344 del
NSW BEST N

(hope I got that markup right..)


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 04:29:30 [Preview] No.25345 del


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 04:30:52 [Preview] No.25348 del
SHITBOURNE WORST CAPITAL CITY


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 04:56:33 [Preview] No.25357 del
Hello NOOTs.
Apparently we're back on this board now.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 05:16:06 [Preview] No.25363 del
>>25348
>>25344
Just how do they do it?


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 05:45:52 [Preview] No.25364 del
Worked today for 8 hours and then volunteered for 2 hours. That’s 2 hours I could have spend doing something productive like studying


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 05:47:20 [Preview] No.25365 del
>>25364
Was she there?


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 05:48:50 [Preview] No.25366 del


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 05:50:17 [Preview] No.25367 del
kill me
that is all


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 06:03:22 [Preview] No.25372 del
Thats it I'm telling my mummybot you lot didn't finish the last thread


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 06:05:16 [Preview] No.25376 del
Everybody move your body
Now do it
Here is something that's gonna make you move & groove
Hey D.J. keep playing that song, all night
On and on and on
Everybody move your body
Now do it
Here is something that's gonna make you move & grove
Hey D.J. keep playing that song, all night
On and on and on


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 06:07:15 [Preview] No.25378 del
Everybody move your body
Now do it
Here is something that's gonna make you move & groove
Hey D.J. keep playing that song, all night
On and on and on
Everybody move your body
Now do it
Here is something that's gonna make you move & grove
Hey D.J. keep playing that song, all night
On and on and on


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 06:14:42 [Preview] No.25379 del
>>25372
Harry Potter is on tonight.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 06:15:01 [Preview] No.25380 del
touch me
that is all


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 06:16:59 [Preview] No.25381 del
wash your hands first


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 06:17:17 [Preview] No.25382 del
>>25379
Never likes its premise of an abused everykid character actually being a Power Munchkin secret from an Elite Family. Fucking British authors and their Classism.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 06:22:40 [Preview] No.25384 del
>>25382
I bet you like the portrayal of bankers though..


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 06:24:04 [Preview] No.25386 del
(317.35 KB 784x489 d.jpeg)


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 06:25:03 [Preview] No.25387 del
>>25379
Is the secret channel available in 'murica?


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 06:26:30 [Preview] No.25389 del
>>25387
boong wizards only i'm afraid


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 06:26:59 [Preview] No.25391 del
>>25389
Damn.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 06:34:04 [Preview] No.25396 del
>>25391
it's the new one as well...sorry


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 06:44:46 [Preview] No.25402 del
Drambuie is vile


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 06:52:52 [Preview] No.25406 del
Image posting has been locked. It seems they are back.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 06:59:36 [Preview] No.25407 del
>>25406
All good.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:05:30 [Preview] No.25408 del
>>>>25352
There was a break in the rain and I was able to go to the shops for milk.
Something that made it memorable-- there was a woman also doing her shopping in a Hijab, who actually asked me if Coles sells Cinnamon (I assumed in arabic-level quantities. They actually used to several months ago, but I have seen it in the Aldi recently). I assume like most of us, normally I would have a little neetpanic if a girl talked to me, but this one had a totally calm aura about her.. and I had the most natural conversation with her of any girl in years...

Besides milk, I also got some ingredients for making cheeseslaw, something freaky I just found out about.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:07:14 [Preview] No.25409 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ExE3pziAGU4 [Embed]


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:09:18 [Preview] No.25410 del
>>25408
Glad you had a talk with another human, not sure about this "cheeseslaw" though.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:09:46 [Preview] No.25411 del
>>25408
> cheeseslaw


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:10:55 [Preview] No.25412 del
cheesie slaw


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:11:37 [Preview] No.25413 del
>>25408
There's muslim girl at HJs who makes my coffee on the way into the office in the morning. She wears a hijab and also a shemagh around her neck and a long sleeve tshirt under her HJ polo shirt. She is always very pleasant.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:12:24 [Preview] No.25414 del
>>25410
I'm grateful that I thought to shave and have a shower before I left..


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:15:13 [Preview] No.25415 del
>>25414
She was probably also grateful that a native actually talked to her and didn't tell her to fuck off.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:18:35 [Preview] No.25416 del
>>25413
I can't remember ever meeting a rude Muslim girl when I was living in Parramatta. Asian girls were generally indifferent and there were a few rude ones. And of course, Caucasian girls are by default rude and nasty to others. And even having sex with them doesn't make them stop -_-


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:20:54 [Preview] No.25418 del
>>25416
The HJ's one is interesting.
She is young, but based on her dress obviously takes her faith seriously. This is 6:30 in the morning, so her parents must be reasonably moderate to let her out of the house at that hour.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:26:42 [Preview] No.25426 del
>>25418
I've always thought that it's a cultural thing for Muslim girls and women not to readily respond to strange male neets, so it's confusing when one does..


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:28:41 [Preview] No.25427 del
>>25426
>not to readily respond to strange male neets,
Depends on their confidence and their need to talk to you.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:28:44 [Preview] No.25428 del
>>25426
I suspect the reason it was an easy conversation was that neither of you saw it as a boy/girl conversation. You both went into it assuming each wanted nothing to do with the other.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:32:25 [Preview] No.25429 del
>>25428
A little. Still, I was more at ease than I would be talking to someone like a Star Trek Chick at ServiceNSW, and I was certainly aware of her girliness.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:33:22 [Preview] No.25430 del
>tfw I have almost locked all the previous thread


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:41:43 [Preview] No.25431 del
Found a video of Archie actually talking sense: https://youtube.com/watch?v=MWTf3AVTtjE [Embed]


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:44:25 [Preview] No.25432 del
(endchan server detected I was trying to upload a digusting photo of my homemade cheeseslaw)

Made a wrap with it and some lettuce and leftover beef chili. Wasn't notably awful..


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:44:54 [Preview] No.25433 del
>>25432
How is cheeslaw made?


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:46:07 [Preview] No.25434 del
>>25433
Tabitha's secret recipe.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:47:17 [Preview] No.25435 del
>>25433
a cup of grated carrot, a cup of grated cheese (actually the pre-grated stuff today), and about 1/3 a cup of mayonnaise.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:48:27 [Preview] No.25436 del
>>25432
imagebam.com is the best place to upload pictures. It seems other boards were targeted with the spam, but today was our day.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:48:48 [Preview] No.25437 del
>>25432
m8 just do a repost tomorrow or something


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:48:51 [Preview] No.25438 del
>>25431
>tfw he didn't call it Sing. That he was going to Sing


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:49:18 [Preview] No.25439 del
>>25435
Apparently it's often had on roasted take-away chicken so that the cheese melts.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:50:44 [Preview] No.25440 del
>>25434
I was thinking of recovery that aboriginal porn board on 8kun


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:51:36 [Preview] No.25441 del
>>25436
Done. My kitchenNEET pic for today: http://www.imagebam.com/image/c9562a1322848229


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:53:46 [Preview] No.25442 del
>>25413
I had one of those "Rebel" burgers from HJ's the other day, wasn't too bad.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:54:27 [Preview] No.25443 del
>>25441
An interesting creation. I do admire your use of chopsticks. I do not see that very often.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:54:43 [Preview] No.25444 del
>>25442
Rebel


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:55:26 [Preview] No.25445 del
>>25431
Archie is a lunatic, none of his advice should be taken seriously.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:56:33 [Preview] No.25446 del
>>25445
Now pushing 40, some of the stuff he mentions about highschool, savings, shares etc is actually correct.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:57:23 [Preview] No.25447 del
>>25443
He probably has every spoon and fork sitting dirty on the sink


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:58:36 [Preview] No.25448 del
>>25446
Well his 1st point, never trust anyone 100% is correct.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:59:17 [Preview] No.25449 del
>>25448
True. I've been fucked by so-called friends.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 07:59:55 [Preview] No.25450 del
>>25443
Thank you. My housemate gives me shit for having them, but they have their uses.
I got them in a 100-pack for like $3.50 from an Asian grocery, mostly for using when camping (no washing up, throw them in the fire..)


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:01:15 [Preview] No.25451 del
>>25448
Trust your close friends to about 65%, family about 80%.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:03:26 [Preview] No.25452 del
>>25451
Trust close friends who're a different race from your girlfriend 75%


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:03:27 [Preview] No.25453 del
>>25450
I used chopsticks with my succulent chinese meal, tell your housemate to go fuck himself and mind his own business.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:03:47 [Preview] No.25454 del
Well that was very disappointing, was going to watch HP on tv, they are showing it in full screen...no thanks


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:03:59 [Preview] No.25455 del
>>25453
Sound advice.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:07:04 [Preview] No.25456 del
>>25454
What aspect ratio were you hoping for?


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:07:23 [Preview] No.25457 del
>>25454
glorious 1080i hermioninny


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:09:01 [Preview] No.25458 del
>>25454
Is this on the secret channel?


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:09:21 [Preview] No.25459 del
>>25456
same as my BD 2.39:1


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:10:23 [Preview] No.25460 del
>>25458
no, just the free to air crap


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:13:18 [Preview] No.25461 del
>>25459
cast that resizing spell on it


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:15:12 [Preview] No.25462 del
Better have a sleep before I have a wage.
Hope (You) all have a goodnight.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:17:52 [Preview] No.25463 del
>>25367
why?
>>25448
yea, Ive been burned a couple of times.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:19:38 [Preview] No.25464 del
>>25462
Goon night mate.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:20:48 [Preview] No.25465 del
>>25462
night m8


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:20:54 [Preview] No.25466 del
Might have a coom


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:21:33 [Preview] No.25467 del
>>25462
see ya


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:21:40 [Preview] No.25468 del
So why the cunt did we bounce to the other board then back here?


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:21:44 [Preview] No.25469 del
>>25441
>>25439
>>25436
>>25435
>>25434
>cheeseslaw

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_0a5uRbQa2c [Embed]


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:21:56 [Preview] No.25470 del
>>25367
Softly?


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:22:03 [Preview] No.25471 del
>>25457
>not an RTX 2060


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:22:15 [Preview] No.25472 del
>>25380
Soon, soon.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:22:49 [Preview] No.25473 del
Might get a pizza tonight.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:23:43 [Preview] No.25474 del
>>25468
People started posting here again. I am the BO of both boards.
>tfw Father will never work as moderator with you :_(


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:24:23 [Preview] No.25475 del
>>25468
cause we are neets


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:25:20 [Preview] No.25476 del
>>25473
I had a pizza.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:25:21 [Preview] No.25477 del
>>25473
what sort ?


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:25:42 [Preview] No.25478 del
>>25474
possum u boong


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:29:05 [Preview] No.25479 del
>>25477
Probably a round one. Seriously though, no idea. I'll most likely be getting one from Dominos if anyone wants to give suggestions.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:29:55 [Preview] No.25480 del
>>25479
Get the loaded pepperoni deep pan with sausage and chicken as add-ons.
Oh and 14 garlic breads


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:32:56 [Preview] No.25481 del
>>25480
>deep pan
Thin and crispy by default. I'll consider that since I really do like pepperoni pizza and I'll be getting one garlic bread.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:37:41 [Preview] No.25482 del
Did you all make sure to thank the almighty deadly unna today?


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:37:45 [Preview] No.25483 del
hahaha harry potter is so enjoyable


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:39:37 [Preview] No.25484 del
>>25483
kind of


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:40:48 [Preview] No.25485 del
FUCK YOU CHINA


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:41:07 [Preview] No.25486 del
>>25484
i want to get on a night bus with beds for stranded wizards


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:42:31 [Preview] No.25487 del
>>25486
I want to fuck Emma Watson.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:43:07 [Preview] No.25488 del
>>25487
please be sure to get her consent first


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:43:40 [Preview] No.25489 del
>>25485
I much preferred the I hate France posts tbh


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:44:43 [Preview] No.25490 del
>>25488
No.
>>25489
I'll take that into account. I see the sequel to my original isn't as well received.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:44:51 [Preview] No.25491 del
>>25481
one * 12
?


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:45:02 [Preview] No.25492 del
I HATE FRANCE


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:45:33 [Preview] No.25493 del
>>25491
A single garlic bread.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:45:35 [Preview] No.25494 del
>tfw crusiey wont take you to harry potter and the cursed child play now showing in melbourne


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:45:37 [Preview] No.25495 del
>>25490
This is why I hate France post was the highlight during the spam for me tbqh


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:47:08 [Preview] No.25496 del
>>25482
Nah sniffs too expensive. I'll fill up the car later.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:47:25 [Preview] No.25497 del
>>25492
Thank you.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:47:50 [Preview] No.25498 del
fuck i missed a second chance appointment at cenno. i could get fucked on this one, hopefully get a third chance.
I dont feel like it was all my fault. just like my divorce.

tfw waiting to know if your fucked and need to perform in the meantime


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:48:18 [Preview] No.25499 del
pretty grils make me sad


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:48:39 [Preview] No.25500 del
>>25483
I have decided to rewatch them all starting tomorrow


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:49:14 [Preview] No.25501 del
>>25468
Did you think a attention-seeking narcissist cancer would do anything different?


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:49:52 [Preview] No.25502 del
>>25487
Vile post,Hermione doesn't do that sort of thing


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:49:59 [Preview] No.25503 del
>>25498
Explain that your potential was all tapped out. Or find an all night bulk billing practice and get a medical certificate for anxiety and depression.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:50:46 [Preview] No.25504 del
>>25485
I agree


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:51:09 [Preview] No.25505 del
>>25492
No you don't


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:51:31 [Preview] No.25506 del
>>25501
That didn't answer my question.
>>25499
>iktf
>>25502
She eats ass in the toilets.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:51:37 [Preview] No.25507 del
>>25494
He wont take any of us


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:52:25 [Preview] No.25508 del
>>25498
Tell them you were too busy cooming


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:52:54 [Preview] No.25509 del
>>25508
hermionninny and the coom tsunami


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:53:52 [Preview] No.25510 del
>>25501
BO: do you see post IDs that indicate that Nuro samefags to himself to make it seem like he's more popular? I've got the impression a few times.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:54:35 [Preview] No.25511 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=raeE8Amt8s8 [Embed]


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:54:44 [Preview] No.25512 del
oh noes the defmunchers hjas stopped da train to hogwarts


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:55:09 [Preview] No.25513 del
>>25506
Ha, read your sentence wrong. ("..why did the cunt we bounced to the other board..")


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:55:31 [Preview] No.25514 del
>>25511
Every time I have posted Letterkenny stuff here people give me shit.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:56:05 [Preview] No.25515 del
It was a nice afternoon of chatting without the ausneeties around.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:56:37 [Preview] No.25516 del
>>25514
Well they're shit cunts.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:56:55 [Preview] No.25517 del
harry passed out in carriage and neither hermionninny, ginger ron or professor lumpy put a carrot in his bottom


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:57:17 [Preview] No.25518 del
>>25512
It should have filled up Caltex if it ran out of fuel.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:57:48 [Preview] No.25519 del
I think dumb dumb is back


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:58:29 [Preview] No.25520 del
>>25518
does caltex sell steams?


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:58:38 [Preview] No.25521 del
>>25517
Shameful.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:58:44 [Preview] No.25522 del
>>25515
Well, after making firefox hide images, at least.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:59:03 [Preview] No.25523 del
>>25520
They sell diseal that's close enough.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 08:59:19 [Preview] No.25524 del
>>25473
>>25473
pizza is not an option i cant absorb anymore pizza

just put a roast and potaties in the oven


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:00:30 [Preview] No.25525 del
>>25491
well bantered


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:01:28 [Preview] No.25526 del
>>25525
what is the square root of minus one (1) garlic bread, smarty pants?


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:02:19 [Preview] No.25527 del


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:02:46 [Preview] No.25528 del
>>25503
>>25508
thanks guys but ill take it on the chin


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:02:55 [Preview] No.25529 del
>>25526
that would be an imaginary garlic bread ken


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:04:05 [Preview] No.25530 del


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:05:04 [Preview] No.25531 del
>>25529
da best kind


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:05:12 [Preview] No.25532 del
in physics that would mean it would be a garlic bread with structure and organisation lacking any mass

or as some would call it a ... ghost garlic bread


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:05:35 [Preview] No.25533 del
>>25528
das wat hermionnyiny said


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:06:23 [Preview] No.25534 del
>>25532
garlic bread is the other higgs bosun


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:06:33 [Preview] No.25535 del
>>25474
>I am the BO of both boards.
I knew it.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:06:45 [Preview] No.25536 del
GO, GO, POWER RANGERS!


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:06:47 [Preview] No.25537 del
>>25532
Ah.... a Neutrino Garlic bread


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:08:18 [Preview] No.25538 del
>>25537
sorry pal neutrinos have mass


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:09:27 [Preview] No.25539 del
>>25528
Respectable.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:11:06 [Preview] No.25540 del
>>25538
not enough to interact with my gut it doesn't Einstein, and not enough to interact with passing through my head millions of times


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:12:21 [Preview] No.25541 del
>>25540
NEUTRINO RAPE DAD


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:13:55 [Preview] No.25542 del
Webber's wunderbar wonderful wanks when winking


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:13:59 [Preview] No.25543 del
malfoy is gonna get raped by a bird dinosaur shortly


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:15:51 [Preview] No.25544 del
>>25543
Is the dinosaur bird wearing a 'Dom?


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:16:00 [Preview] No.25545 del
>>25542
weber wishes wallys would withdraw wankposts


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:18:20 [Preview] No.25546 del
>>25545
WANKED


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:20:22 [Preview] No.25547 del
>>25541
>Rapes you and you don't even feel it


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:22:08 [Preview] No.25548 del
>thinking about the venturi effect again


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:22:37 [Preview] No.25549 del
So i got my old movie hardrive hooked up... think im gonna watch Virtuosity (1995) with Russel Crowe tonight ....


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:24:38 [Preview] No.25550 del
oh shit scanners is on at the comfy zone ... come watch a movie frens

https://comfy.zone


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:25:07 [Preview] No.25551 del
I wonder how many rubles we took away from that spammer by cutting his tirade short


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:26:25 [Preview] No.25552 del
>>25549
>>25550
I hope the goons implied.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:27:51 [Preview] No.25553 del
>>25549
they should remake all russel crowe movies with russel coight


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:28:09 [Preview] No.25554 del
>>25552
> GOON is always implied


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:28:35 [Preview] No.25555 del
>>25553
kek, Imagine Gladiator


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:28:51 [Preview] No.25556 del
>>25553
Well bantered.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:36:00 [Preview] No.25557 del
I had a fantastic wank today. It was like that chakra massage that was being described where are all the energy was being released after one last stroke


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:38:05 [Preview] No.25558 del
>>25557
what ? you had a k i n o ?


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:39:36 [Preview] No.25559 del
>>25558
There are no word filters here. It was as described, but it was pretty Kino tbh


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:40:39 [Preview] No.25560 del
>>25557
Yeah I get the same sort of thing when an old Boong woman is giving my Prostate a nice massage


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:42:07 [Preview] No.25561 del
>>25560
Do you tell her it's Kino?


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:43:10 [Preview] No.25562 del
>>25408
>>25413
>>25416
I remember when I was studying at uni last year there was a Lebanese girl in one of my group projects, she was quite nice to me , at one stage I remember she complimented me on my accent. Perhaps I had missed an opportunity there, but who knows?
>>25440
I was the one who first started the abo posting on that board.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:43:44 [Preview] No.25563 del
>>25562
Was she thicc?


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:43:48 [Preview] No.25564 del
>>25561
Dunno about kino, but it only cost me half a ciggie


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:45:28 [Preview] No.25565 del
>>25562
I think we damaged a lot orbiters with our posting. That was fun.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:48:38 [Preview] No.25566 del
>>25564
>half a ciggie
You could played a game of Keno for that and perhaps won a packet of rollies.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:53:13 [Preview] No.25567 del
> standard NURO roast lamb pic
> yeah its diced
> yeah it good
> cant be assed uploading picture

yum.jpg

> goon implied


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:54:36 [Preview] No.25568 del
>>25563
No, she was tall and skinny and had her hair dyed blonde.
>>25565
Yeah it was pretty funny.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 10:11:20 [Preview] No.25569 del
>>25568
gees you gotta watch out. she could have been a gold digger. or a passport hag. oh thats good i just made that up


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 10:25:58 [Preview] No.25570 del
> hq bulge pic
> yeah it's erect
> yeah there's stains
> can't be assed unloading it

hot.png

> have a wank implied


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 10:26:13 [Preview] No.25571 del
>>25549
The concept of 'liquid metal' programmed sex dolls has been with me ever since that movie came out.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 10:28:10 [Preview] No.25572 del
>>25570
looks a little dry


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 10:28:26 [Preview] No.25573 del
>>25563
You really fit in with the group by talking like you're on Instagram.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 10:29:04 [Preview] No.25574 del
You tried to upload a file that is larger than the allowed size for this board.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 10:29:15 [Preview] No.25575 del
>>25572
DO NOT QUESTION ME ABOUT MY PENIS EVER AGAIN


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 10:32:49 [Preview] No.25576 del


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 10:36:22 [Preview] No.25577 del


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 10:36:54 [Preview] No.25578 del
>>25576

i used to like France but gee wiz mr....

I DONT FUCKING LIKE FRANCE ANY MORE


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 10:37:07 [Preview] No.25579 del
>>>25577
Gook night.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 10:38:02 [Preview] No.25580 del
>>25574
As long as it's 0.000000000kb or less you can still post it m8


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 10:38:31 [Preview] No.25581 del
>>25576
How's that Slav prostitute going?


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 10:39:48 [Preview] No.25582 del
>>25576
How many Rubles did you get paid today, Ivan?


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 10:52:09 [Preview] No.25583 del
>>25339
What board are we on


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 10:52:50 [Preview] No.25584 del


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 10:54:12 [Preview] No.25585 del
>>25584
Where is here


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 11:07:21 [Preview] No.25586 del
Fell asleep at 6pm and just woke up. Feel very disoriented. I had a dream that I was at work and I couldn’t rememberer which job I was doing and If I had a shift tomorrow or not


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 11:24:14 [Preview] No.25587 del
>>25586
yeah the timeline is fucked... many such cases

SAD


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 11:28:13 [Preview] No.25588 del
FREDERIC TRY TO SHUTDOWN 8KUN

https://vch.moe/tv/res/34116.html


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 11:29:54 [Preview] No.25589 del
Weber’s Windy Whirling Wank Whirlpool


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 11:39:01 [Preview] No.25590 del
>>25588
im not normally mad but this crippled little fuck is getting paid glowiebux to rustle my jimmies...

im now mad


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 11:56:42 [Preview] No.25592 del
A mob of wanked gapes


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 12:06:55 [Preview] No.25593 del
Fuck I'm hating porting code written by Windows programmers.
"hurrrrr i got a 36" monitor i should have 400 space tabs"


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 12:08:39 [Preview] No.25594 del


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 12:19:43 [Preview] No.25595 del
CARN OVA ERE WHITE FELLA AND FUCK MA HOLE


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 12:21:12 [Preview] No.25596 del
Goon enema


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 12:38:41 [Preview] No.25597 del
popcorn


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 12:50:31 [Preview] No.25598 del
popcorn


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 12:54:36 [Preview] No.25599 del
Weber’s Wanking Wand


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 12:58:54 [Preview] No.25600 del
>>25599
He stole my wank last week, cops wouldn't lift a dick to do anything about it


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 13:29:11 [Preview] No.25601 del
Making custard in the microwave. A Saturday Night Snack.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 13:31:34 [Preview] No.25602 del
That "Passengers" movie was shit. Never before have I wished a Feminist directed a movie. The woman who the functional guy wakes up spends the whole time being worse-than-useless. A Feminist would've been just useless.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 13:36:01 [Preview] No.25603 del
>>25602
Its an alright movie


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 13:45:12 [Preview] No.25604 del
>>25603
Anyone know of an SF movie that actually portrays Astronauts or the like as S-rank Human Elites like they actually are IRL?

Not "The Martian" though, that had too many bullshit plot twists.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 13:54:02 [Preview] No.25605 del


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 14:07:14 [Preview] No.25606 del
>>25601
I got BBQ Angus meal at McDonald's tonight, burger was shit and the chips were half full...haven't had McDonald's in 3 years and now I remember why


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 14:07:40 [Preview] No.25607 del
>>25590
He's a Jewish chad


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 14:09:20 [Preview] No.25608 del
>>25604
2001 is all that comes to mind


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 15:10:46 [Preview] No.25609 del
Looks like it's going to be another bad night.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 15:54:44 [Preview] No.25610 del
>>25609
I'm just smashing dexies and boong beer, gonna smash my dick next. Nothing ruins a Saturday night


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 16:43:32 [Preview] No.25611 del
>>25610
Nice, im half way through the wage. currently having a nana and a dart


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 16:44:07 [Preview] No.25612 del
Going to bed. Night Night NEETs.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 16:47:44 [Preview] No.25613 del
>>25612
Sleep toight


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 18:25:01 [Preview] No.25614 del
Sleep gaped


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 18:49:22 [Preview] No.25615 del
I can still wank even if my penis isn't hard


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 19:16:59 [Preview] No.25616 del
Good morning from an all-nighter Neet.
>>25606
I'm pretty certain the last time I went to Maccas was in 2013.. and that was to try to use the Wifi while having a soft-serve corn. Then I discovered McD don't seem to do that in the Touristy places.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 19:18:36 [Preview] No.25617 del
>>25616
Goon morning.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 19:22:37 [Preview] No.25618 del
>>25605
Five (5) Rubles have been deposited into your account Ivan.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 19:25:02 [Preview] No.25619 del
>>25616
>>25617
Good morning


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 20:02:05 [Preview] No.25620 del
Wanked morning


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 20:03:58 [Preview] No.25621 del
>>25615
Weber's Wilted Willie Wank


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 20:05:44 [Preview] No.25622 del
>>25616
>>25617
>>25619
Morning neets. My place is a mess, and I've got no energy to clean up.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 20:12:00 [Preview] No.25623 del
>>25620
>>25621
Goor morning.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 20:12:55 [Preview] No.25624 del
>>25622
Good morning chuck everything in a bag and throw it out.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 21:02:53 [Preview] No.25626 del
Image posting has been re-enabled until Ivan comes back.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 21:04:30 [Preview] No.25627 del
>>25626
You are a kind and benevolent BO.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 21:15:08 [Preview] No.25628 del
Might download that Breaking Bad movie today.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 21:16:12 [Preview] No.25629 del
>>25622
Just break it all into little jobs and do one. Then do something you like (have a wank, shitpost, whatever) and then pick another task.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 21:32:39 [Preview] No.25630 del
>>25616
>>25626
>>25625
>>25624
>>25623
>>25622
>>25621
>>25620
>>25619
>>25618
>>25617
Goodmorning fellas
Finished the wanked poo gonna have a shower, wash my penis and hit the fuck outta the hay.
Hope (You) all have a good day


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 21:32:47 [Preview] No.25631 del
>>25629
Nah, I'm gonna apply for NDIS and claim that my pathological laziness prevents me from cleaning up my room and I need some imported gooks to pick up after me.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 21:39:32 [Preview] No.25632 del
>>25630
Have a good read mate.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 21:39:48 [Preview] No.25633 del
>>25630
>>25632
*Good rest mate.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 21:40:42 [Preview] No.25634 del
>>25631
Would you really want those gooks in your room? If I had paid someone to clean my room I would be careful to see who they are considering they would be touching all your things.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 21:41:07 [Preview] No.25635 del
I was laying on my bed about to treat myself to a wank when 100 boongs came crashing through my bedroom window and stole my wank. I'm fucking devastated


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 21:41:41 [Preview] No.25636 del
>>25634
They could touch your dick too


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 21:45:23 [Preview] No.25637 del
>>25634
I'll apply for japanese french maids only. They'll be well behaved.
>>25636
My disability also means I require assistance to wash my penis.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 21:45:57 [Preview] No.25638 del
>>25636
Moving smegma from your dick to the sink.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 21:47:14 [Preview] No.25639 del
>>25635
How much wank uptime has there been so far?


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 21:50:46 [Preview] No.25640 del
>>25639
Not enough, wanks are vanishing left and right...it's complete wank anarchy right now


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 21:51:37 [Preview] No.25641 del
>>25638
Then filling up the sink with water so you can wash your dishes in the smegma water


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 21:54:02 [Preview] No.25642 del
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>>25641
Doesn't everyone do this?


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 21:55:12 [Preview] No.25643 del
>>25642
Only at the best restaurants


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 22:07:05 [Preview] No.25644 del
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>>25640
>wank anarchy


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 22:23:39 [Preview] No.25646 del
>>25645
I didn't realise you were allowed to keep your watch in prison.
What if it was an explody one like James Bong has?


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 22:29:28 [Preview] No.25647 del
>>25646
Not everyone is as smart as SuperBoong mate


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 22:41:06 [Preview] No.25649 del
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Good Morning Neets. Do we still hate France ?


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 22:47:07 [Preview] No.25650 del
>>25649
Depends if Ivan and his gang come back today.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 22:52:53 [Preview] No.25651 del
you think its more than one person ?

im going to the gold coast later today for 50km loop so i cant even get mad ;)


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 23:02:17 [Preview] No.25652 del
>>25651
>you think its more than one person ?
I think the France guy is separate to the spammer but are part of the same group. I found a post on another board of him talking about being range banned on here. They were targetting a few boards over the past few days. I found it interesting that the hate as single text posts was connected to the image spam that ceased when the image spam was blocked.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 23:44:13 [Preview] No.25653 del
>>25651
watch out for the soulless NPC's in weekend beach mode.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 23:47:14 [Preview] No.25654 del
>>25652
I still dont get why they are doing it.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 23:56:11 [Preview] No.25655 del
>>25654
I have no clue why. That level of intensity going on and on for several days was annoying. It seemed very automated as the site speed up, I felt after blocking the image posting.


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 23:57:07 [Preview] No.25656 del
>>25653
is it ok if the NPC are wearing bikini ?

there is a chink tourist containment beach at southport that is absolutely disgusting ... i ride past on the way to surfers and usually park my ass at miami and burliegh heads which is about as "soulfull" as it gets


NEET 10/12/2019 (Sat) 23:59:57 [Preview] No.25657 del
I have to brave the shopping centre in half an hour.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 00:05:24 [Preview] No.25658 del
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>>25654
>>25655
Its painfully clear to me its because /ausneets/ was always pretty visible on the 8ch front page. Like it or not we are guilty by association with 8ch and 8pol

There seems to be a massive coordinated strike planned for 8kun when it goes live (evident by the cripples twitter) and there would be at least a professional troll farm just twitching to inflict damage and they just decided to fuck with us in the mean time. Simple.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 00:10:17 [Preview] No.25659 del
Just report the post and hide it.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 00:16:53 [Preview] No.25660 del
smelly slav prostitute


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 00:25:59 [Preview] No.25661 del
>>25660
A vile comment


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 00:28:26 [Preview] No.25662 del
>>25649
I HATE FRANCE


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 00:33:01 [Preview] No.25663 del


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 00:34:13 [Preview] No.25664 del
>>25662
I ALSO HATE FRANCE


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 00:35:04 [Preview] No.25665 del
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Nine_Angles
I've been reading about this satanic group and I find it fascinating.
>lesbianism
>neo-nazism
>satanism
>human sacrifice
It is like every gimmick crammed into a single group.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 00:38:02 [Preview] No.25666 del
Dan Murphy is a faggot


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 00:40:02 [Preview] No.25667 del
(817.64 KB 1080x1220 Watermelon...png)


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 00:48:57 [Preview] No.25668 del
>>25665
Are there any Satanists that aren't just trying to be edgy? Can such a thing even exist?


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 00:52:44 [Preview] No.25669 del
>>25668
I really doubt it.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:08:31 [Preview] No.25670 del
What happened to the other board?


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:08:52 [Preview] No.25671 del
Hmmmm


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:16:14 [Preview] No.25672 del
still anxious over my missed second chance cenno appointment. Funny how threats to my survival dont shut me down like they used to. i just try to chill and keep my game strong.
>>25656
I wonder if there's a sex fetish for NPC's.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:23:06 [Preview] No.25673 del
>group work for uni
No motivation to do it at the moment. I'm going to force myself to do it bit by bit, interspersed with other uni work as a 'reward'. This will make me more productive.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:29:45 [Preview] No.25674 del
>>25673
Thats a good way of doing it


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:34:22 [Preview] No.25675 del
Wanked gape


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:36:43 [Preview] No.25676 del
Finished at the shops.
Car was riding low with all those 30kg rice bags.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:39:30 [Preview] No.25677 del
>>25676
You should buy three times the number of 10kg bags so they don't weigh as much.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:41:23 [Preview] No.25678 del
>>25677
You are a really smart NEET. I envy you.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:44:21 [Preview] No.25679 del
At church, can't be bothered listening


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:45:09 [Preview] No.25680 del
>>25679
Call the priest a nigger


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:45:29 [Preview] No.25681 del
Can't really be bothered with this board either


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:45:30 [Preview] No.25682 del
>>25679
Have a coom.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:48:12 [Preview] No.25683 del
I talked to a guy about buying a house yesterday, also did a walk through.
It's a shitty divine homes type area but the rent return is okay.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:48:54 [Preview] No.25684 del
skeet on the walls


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:49:10 [Preview] No.25685 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XhsON6vyNjI [Embed]


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:50:16 [Preview] No.25686 del
>>25683
negative gear my boi pussay


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:52:08 [Preview] No.25687 del
I need to go get some food but I smell like a big wank


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:52:10 [Preview] No.25688 del
>>25685
he talk funny


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:52:29 [Preview] No.25689 del
>>25687
just spray deogdorgrant on


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:53:42 [Preview] No.25690 del
>>25689
>deogdorgrant


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:54:02 [Preview] No.25691 del
>>25687
Fresh wank or stale?


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:54:20 [Preview] No.25692 del
>>25690
STOP MAKING FUN OF MY


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:55:42 [Preview] No.25693 del
>>25692
INTELLECTUAL DISABILITY


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:56:11 [Preview] No.25694 del
>>25691
A culmination of last night’s wanks and today’s fresh wank


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 01:57:30 [Preview] No.25695 del
>>25694
a House Of NEET original fragrance


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 02:19:52 [Preview] No.25696 del
>tfw hungry all the time from lifting
>tfw 11kgs heavier in 7 months of lifting


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 02:22:03 [Preview] No.25697 del
Time to shower, wank and get the groceries.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 02:22:43 [Preview] No.25698 del
>>25672
How the hell did you miss a second chance ?


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 02:27:29 [Preview] No.25699 del
>>25698
part bad luck, part mistake. my life is a mechanism with many parts, you cant guard against failure in all of them.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 02:34:18 [Preview] No.25700 del
i need a poo


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 02:37:16 [Preview] No.25701 del
>>25673
At least the semester is nearly over


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 02:37:32 [Preview] No.25702 del
Purpose built NEET gape


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 02:37:49 [Preview] No.25703 del
>>25700
Wank it


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 02:46:52 [Preview] No.25704 del
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>>25696
That's 11 kg of pure neet muscle you've added.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 02:49:44 [Preview] No.25705 del
>>25700
Pajeet normally leaves free ones lying around on the street, but the best quality ones normally have to be ordered off the darkweb


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 02:50:14 [Preview] No.25706 del
>>25704
That's an 11 kg neetstick


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:04:26 [Preview] No.25707 del
i need a poo poo stool or squatty potty


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:14:38 [Preview] No.25708 del
>>25704
It is not all muscle but I haven't put on much fat. Pretty much all the muscle has gone to my back, arse, legs etc. Very little has gone to my arms.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:15:53 [Preview] No.25709 del
>>25708
t-rex lookin bitch


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:17:07 [Preview] No.25710 del
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got these at coles


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:17:50 [Preview] No.25711 del
>>25709
Yeah, I do look a bit silly. I look normal in jeans at least. I'm going to put more emphasis on my arms/shoulders so I don't look like a kangaroo/t-rex.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:18:07 [Preview] No.25712 del
>>25710
Vile.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:19:50 [Preview] No.25713 del
>>25711
just do some bicep curls and tricep pushdowns using the role attachment every other day
oh and some shoulder press if you're not already doing that


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:20:48 [Preview] No.25714 del
>>25712
youd be all over it if they were garlic bread flavoured cheesecakes


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:21:05 [Preview] No.25715 del
>>25708
Fat old NEETs get viscerial fat. Thats the fat around your innards, underneath your abdo muscles. Out of season athletes let themselves get this fat and when they put on muscle it disappears because their metabolism increases to service the muscle and the exercise. Its like they convert the fat to muscle, but not quite.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:21:06 [Preview] No.25716 del
>>25713
>role
*rope


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:21:21 [Preview] No.25717 del
>>25713
Alright, cheers.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:21:45 [Preview] No.25718 del
>>25710
Nobody likes cherry ripes. There's even a song about it.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:23:18 [Preview] No.25720 del
BATHURST
Almost forgot about it.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:24:02 [Preview] No.25722 del
>>25718
I LIKE THEM AND THE FRENCH


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:25:24 [Preview] No.25723 del
>>25721
kek. Poor example. however this guy goes for a walk to the shops and expends as much energy as me running 10 k's


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:26:09 [Preview] No.25724 del
>>25722
CHERRY RIPES TASTE LIKE POISON


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:26:33 [Preview] No.25725 del
>>25708
Have you reached 200lbs, so you can call yourself an adult male?


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:28:02 [Preview] No.25726 del
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NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:28:32 [Preview] No.25727 del
>>25724
THAT'S JUST LIKE YOUR OPINION MAN


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:28:50 [Preview] No.25728 del
>>25726
oui oui faggot


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:29:59 [Preview] No.25729 del
>>25726
Just cracked a bottle of red.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:31:21 [Preview] No.25730 del
>>25727
he;s the greta thunberg of cheesecake science


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:32:04 [Preview] No.25731 del
>>25728
>oui oui
poo poo


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:35:59 [Preview] No.25732 del
Big wank


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:37:27 [Preview] No.25733 del
>>25732
you know what they call the big wank in paris?
le big wank


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:40:10 [Preview] No.25734 del
>>25720
look out for webby in his commie tearing around the hill


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:44:15 [Preview] No.25735 del
>>25725
81kg, or 89% of the way there.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:44:21 [Preview] No.25736 del
All my clothes are wanked


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:44:37 [Preview] No.25737 del
big rape


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:48:35 [Preview] No.25738 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lr2SAPvKz-w [Embed]


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:49:59 [Preview] No.25739 del
>>25727
CHERRY RIPES TASTE LIKE ARSE ITS A SCIENTIFIC FACT YOU JEW


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:51:17 [Preview] No.25740 del
>>25739
YOU HAVE AN UNREFINED PALATE, YOU IMMATURE CHILD


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:52:26 [Preview] No.25741 del
>>25735
Good progress mate


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:53:15 [Preview] No.25742 del
>>25726
that bread burgular is wearing the anonymous mask.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:55:54 [Preview] No.25743 del
21 degrees today in Shitbourne, the no gf feels where hitting hard again last night, at least I was able to make up for it by watching a good movie. Might go for a walk or do something outside, it's so warm and sunny outside today.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:56:28 [Preview] No.25744 del
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NEET treats


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:57:35 [Preview] No.25745 del
>>25743
The no gf feels are hitting me hard all the time


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:58:29 [Preview] No.25746 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uqr4T3wPlLM [Embed]


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:58:43 [Preview] No.25747 del
Hot boong shit.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:58:46 [Preview] No.25748 del
>>25743
Or you could watch the whole Revenge of the Nerds movie series and wait until it is dark to go outside.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:59:12 [Preview] No.25749 del
>>25743
just about every movie has a 'good guy gets the girl' love theme somewhere in it though


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 03:59:53 [Preview] No.25750 del
>>25744
Will make a big hot poo


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:00:00 [Preview] No.25751 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BMYptFjaqO4 [Embed]
The bit where he mentions his dad getting killed and his mum getting raped is pretty fucked. South Africa is fucked.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:00:02 [Preview] No.25752 del
the girl at the shop complimented me on my choice when she unlocked the cologne cabinet this morning


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:01:07 [Preview] No.25753 del
>>25751
>South Africa is fucked
and Western leaders are steadfastly pretending there is no problem


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:01:17 [Preview] No.25754 del
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>>25749
Like this movie


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NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:02:28 [Preview] No.25757 del


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:02:28 [Preview] No.25758 del
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NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:02:31 [Preview] No.25759 del
>>25752
she wants to smell your colon


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:03:30 [Preview] No.25760 del
>>25757
Bigot.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:04:03 [Preview] No.25761 del
>>25758
skinny nigger
>i havent eaten today
executive NEET
>i wish i had your will power.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:07:51 [Preview] No.25762 del
A flock of gapes


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:11:00 [Preview] No.25763 del
>>25761
>nigger
>willpower


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:11:49 [Preview] No.25764 del
>>25744
It was good you got the healthy iced tea


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:17:42 [Preview] No.25765 del
I like cherry ripes.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:18:29 [Preview] No.25766 del
>>25765
You have excellent taste, my fren.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:20:26 [Preview] No.25767 del
Weber’s wrung winker


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:20:47 [Preview] No.25768 del
>>25767
<Weber wonders what


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:21:05 [Preview] No.25769 del
Old McDonald sitting on a fence,
Picking his balls with a monkey wrench,
The wrench got hot and burned his balls,
Piss went all over his overalls,
Went to the doctor and the doctor said,
Sonny! Your balls are dead!
When I die, bury me,
Hang my balls over a cherry tree,
When they're ripe,
Take a bite,
And turn them into cherry ripe.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:22:00 [Preview] No.25770 del
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NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:22:08 [Preview] No.25771 del
>>25769
you can't use ripe and ripe successively like that it is against the laws of poetry


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:22:24 [Preview] No.25772 del
>>25770
ffs what even is spoilering


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:22:35 [Preview] No.25773 del
>>25769
Just coomed


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:22:50 [Preview] No.25774 del


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:23:04 [Preview] No.25775 del
>>25772
I did hit the spoiler button,it doesn't work


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:23:11 [Preview] No.25776 del
>>25771
I can do whatever I want, cunt.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:23:19 [Preview] No.25777 del
mary had a little lamb
and it was always gruntin
tied it to a five bar gate
and kicked its little cunt in


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:23:45 [Preview] No.25778 del
>>25775
you have to check both the spoiler boxes
the second one appears after you upload the image


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:24:35 [Preview] No.25779 del
>>25776
do you kiss your mummybot with that mouth


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:27:26 [Preview] No.25780 del
there once was a young neet named possum
who took his balls out and he lost em


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:30:21 [Preview] No.25781 del
My NEET treats have not sufficed, it may be time to order in


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:30:33 [Preview] No.25782 del
possum stood on the burning deck
his pockets full of crackers
one slipped down his trouser-leg
and blew off both his knackers


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:31:25 [Preview] No.25783 del
Possum stood on the burning duck
A stupid thing to do
Because the duck was roasting
On Weber's barbecue


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:32:53 [Preview] No.25784 del
Possum’s Prickly Prick


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:33:02 [Preview] No.25785 del
>>25782
I always heard it as:
A boy sat on a burning deck,
a pocket full of crackers.
One slipped down his pants
and paralyzed his knackers.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:33:10 [Preview] No.25786 del
Possum on the burning decks
Approached by Gary Glitter
Who then took off his naval kecks
And woofed him up the shitter


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:33:27 [Preview] No.25787 del
>>25770
That's a terrible type 6 or 7


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:34:09 [Preview] No.25788 del
>>25778
I think they designed the website to encourage unspoilored poo


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:34:20 [Preview] No.25789 del
>>25785
There are a million variants.
The original verse is from Casabianca, a serious poem written by Felicia Hemans in 1826.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:35:15 [Preview] No.25790 del
>>25789
The boy stood on the burning deck
Whence all but he had fled;
The flame that lit the battle’s wreck
Shone round him o’er the dead.

Yet beautiful and bright he stood,
As born to rule the storm;
A creature of heroic blood,
A proud, though child-like form.

The flames rolled on – he would not go
Without his Father’s word;
That father, faint in death below,
His voice no longer heard.

He called aloud – ‘say, Father, say
If yet my task is done?’
He knew not that the chieftain lay
Unconscious of his son.

‘Speak, father!’ once again he cried,
‘If I may yet be gone!’
And but the booming shots replied,
And fast the flames rolled on.

Upon his brow he felt their breath,
And in his waving hair,
And looked from that lone post of death
In still yet brave despair.

And shouted but once more aloud,
‘My father! must I stay?’
While o’er him fast, through sail and shroud,
The wreathing fires made way.

They wrapt the ship in splendour wild,
They caught the flag on high,
And streamed above the gallant child,
Like banners in the sky.

There came a burst of thunder sound –
The boy – oh! where was he?
Ask of the winds that far around
With fragments strewed the sea! –

With mast, and helm, and pennon fair,
That well had borne their part –
But the noblest thing which perished there
Was that young faithful heart.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:35:51 [Preview] No.25791 del
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GOON


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:37:03 [Preview] No.25792 del
>>25788
I bet (((they))) are behind this.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:37:11 [Preview] No.25793 del
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GOON!


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:38:33 [Preview] No.25794 del
>>25793
Dan cuts off coom supplier


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:38:38 [Preview] No.25795 del
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GOON GOON GOON!


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:39:06 [Preview] No.25796 del
muffuggin harry potter on again tonight
can this wekend get any better


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:39:22 [Preview] No.25797 del
FAT DICKS


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:43:17 [Preview] No.25798 del
>>25772
PoopNEETs used to be better about spoilering.
>>25757
LMAO that filename.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:48:42 [Preview] No.25799 del
Possum’s nanged gape


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:50:01 [Preview] No.25800 del
I had a weird nightmare my roommate was trying to ejaculate on me.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:51:22 [Preview] No.25801 del
>>25799
nape gape


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:51:38 [Preview] No.25802 del
>>25800
Did you steal his wank?


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:51:39 [Preview] No.25803 del
>>25800
that was no nightmare


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:52:05 [Preview] No.25804 del
>>25745
It used to be the same for me, I used to think about it all the time, especially when I'd see a couple in public, that would make me quite upset. Nowadays it's much more of an on and off thing for me.
>>25748
That doesn't sound fun, I will pass on this offer.
>>25749
I was watching "The Untouchables" which is about Al Capone and Prohibition so I doubt that theme is in that movie.
>>25770
The Frenchman's vile posts will never be able to compete with the sheer gore of an unspoilered poo pic from NK the morning after an Emu and dexi binge.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:53:39 [Preview] No.25805 del
>>25804
>I was watching "The Untouchables" which is about Al Capone and Prohibition so I doubt that theme is in that movie.
Is that the Sean Connery / Kevin Costner one?


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:54:42 [Preview] No.25806 del
>>25804
>It used to be the same for me, I used to think about it all the time, especially when I'd see a couple in public, that would make me quite upset. Nowadays it's much more of an on and off thing for me.
I used to get quite bitter and angry about that. Now I just sigh internally.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:56:22 [Preview] No.25807 del
Do I not have a gf because I pass up opportunities or because there is simply no opportunity to begin with?


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 04:58:42 [Preview] No.25808 del
>>25807
I swear to god Shitey I will fuck you up.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 05:07:28 [Preview] No.25809 del
>>25807
No opportunity because you do not bring it forth.

Master yourself before you can master the relationship. Hone your mind and body.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 05:35:55 [Preview] No.25810 del
uber eats my balls


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 05:43:38 [Preview] No.25811 del
>>25807
i'd play the tinder game but i'd rather keep my dignity.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 05:47:09 [Preview] No.25812 del
>>25807
If you need a root get in context with broken goods like furries and seen bitches.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 05:47:57 [Preview] No.25813 del
>>25812
weeb bitches*


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:02:32 [Preview] No.25814 del
10g of dex down the hatch


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NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:11:00 [Preview] No.25816 del
wy cant i fukn uber eats alcohol


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:20:42 [Preview] No.25817 del
Going to make some pancakes.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:21:04 [Preview] No.25818 del
How do I strike up a conversation with a random girl at uni?


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:21:04 [Preview] No.25819 del
Got some hot chips with chicken salt boys.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:22:02 [Preview] No.25820 del
Nuro just rode 40km to Burliegh Heads.

Good to see /ausneets/ is flourishing while I'm gone.

I HATE FRANCE AND LOVE CHERRY RIPES


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:22:06 [Preview] No.25821 del
>>25775
I did it for you. Low quality and moderate quantity.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:22:16 [Preview] No.25822 del
>>25818
In the same classes?


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:22:33 [Preview] No.25823 del
>>25818
say oi love show us where you shit from innit


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:22:54 [Preview] No.25824 del
>>25820
How the fuck do you have the nuro+ flag?


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:22:59 [Preview] No.25825 del
>>25820
>LOVE CHERRY RIPES
I knew you were alright


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:24:30 [Preview] No.25826 del
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>>25824
Goon fairy.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:24:36 [Preview] No.25827 del
can u mix scotch and milo powder


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:25:24 [Preview] No.25828 del
>>25827
Do it and tell us how it goes.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:26:40 [Preview] No.25829 del
>>25827
You won't like it.


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NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:32:06 [Preview] No.25831 del
>>25824
Setting the flag option to nurofen + you fucking mong.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:41:02 [Preview] No.25832 del
chicken vindaloo, two chicken pakoras, and 4 garlic naan for din dins
gonna be farting up a shitstorm tomorrow


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:41:53 [Preview] No.25833 del
>>25818
That’s too hot


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:43:24 [Preview] No.25834 del
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NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:44:23 [Preview] No.25835 del
>>25824
We are all Nuro


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:45:03 [Preview] No.25836 del
>>25835
We’re all gaping at the seams


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:45:09 [Preview] No.25837 del
>>25835
Only one of us has a coffee-stained anus


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:48:27 [Preview] No.25838 del
Perhaps we pissed off /TV/?


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:57:03 [Preview] No.25839 del
>>25838
>we
I would not go to /tv/ because it is shit


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 06:59:35 [Preview] No.25840 del
Amphetamine wank


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 07:08:37 [Preview] No.25841 del
Never got a response from my stats lecturer


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 07:10:56 [Preview] No.25842 del
>>25841
Time to leave a flaming egbert at their door.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 07:15:44 [Preview] No.25843 del
I've decided I am going to use some dried Basil in my creamy garlic sauce to go with my Lamb chops later


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 07:16:47 [Preview] No.25844 del
>>25843
>creamy garlic sauce
Hot


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 07:21:36 [Preview] No.25845 del
First noot cake, swiftly devoured. Had with maple syrup. Second will be too but with berries.


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NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 07:26:21 [Preview] No.25847 del
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Was a pretty good race, came down to the last lap.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 07:37:56 [Preview] No.25848 del
>>25847
Are boongs a good race?


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 07:39:17 [Preview] No.25849 del
>>25848
They're the longest.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 07:50:49 [Preview] No.25850 del
>tfw Just found one of my multimeters that I have been looking for, it was under a towel in the spare room


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 07:53:23 [Preview] No.25851 del
>>25847
Are boongs a good race?


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 07:56:33 [Preview] No.25852 del
>>25851
They're the longest.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 07:58:51 [Preview] No.25853 del
>>25845
Nice golden colour.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:06:31 [Preview] No.25854 del
The cherry ripe cheesecake is nice.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:08:17 [Preview] No.25855 del
>>25854
Post a pic so I can share it with you.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:09:09 [Preview] No.25856 del
>>25854
can i have some please


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:09:29 [Preview] No.25857 del
>>25855
too late


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:10:05 [Preview] No.25858 del
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French journalist talk about the killer of Germany
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PhcEUBIp9-g [Embed]

>antisemithic insult in his manifesto about Mark mann
>Mark give him 0.1 bitcoin

https://www.lemonde.fr/pixels/article/2019/10/10/attentat-de-halle-un-manifeste-qui-pose-plus-de-questions-qu-il-n-apporte-de-reponses_6014973_4408996.html


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:10:10 [Preview] No.25859 del
>>25857
>is nice.
>too late


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:10:25 [Preview] No.25860 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xfMoLxKy-MY [Embed]


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:10:34 [Preview] No.25861 del
Please, just don't engage and hide the post.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:12:15 [Preview] No.25862 del
>>25859
He's probably chewing on the last piece.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:13:44 [Preview] No.25863 del
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CAN AUSSIE LEAVE FRANCE !!!


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:15:13 [Preview] No.25864 del
>>25862
something like that.
they were only like 3" diameter


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:15:17 [Preview] No.25865 del
>>25863
15 Rubles have been deposited into your account.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:17:39 [Preview] No.25866 del
>>25864
you should have got enough for everyone mate


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:18:24 [Preview] No.25867 del
>>25866
Unless it's got plenty of girth I don't think it'll be enough for everyone.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:18:49 [Preview] No.25868 del
>>25866
but apparently everybody hates cherry ripe


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:20:42 [Preview] No.25869 del
NO IT'S ME, WHO END UP!!!


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:21:20 [Preview] No.25870 del
>>25868
A few NEETs don't. I am one of them. I I think people hate cherry ripes because it reminds them of medicine they had as a child or at least that is what I have been told by some people.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:21:26 [Preview] No.25871 del
>>25868
No we don't


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:22:00 [Preview] No.25872 del
>>25867
only 10k has the girth


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:22:18 [Preview] No.25873 del
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Is there such thing as a golden rough cheesecake?
I have a sudden hankering for one.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:22:40 [Preview] No.25874 del
>>25869
An additional 10 Rubles and five extra Rubles for continuous posting. Well done Ivan!


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:22:48 [Preview] No.25875 del
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DOMINIQUE!


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:22:51 [Preview] No.25876 del
>>25873
There have been both cheesecake and icecreams based off of those.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:23:13 [Preview] No.25877 del
>>25874
Stop engaging.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:23:19 [Preview] No.25878 del
>>25870
>>25868
I like Cherry ripes I mean...


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:28:08 [Preview] No.25879 del
STAY OUT OF MY WAY DOMINIQUE


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:28:28 [Preview] No.25880 del
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NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:31:15 [Preview] No.25881 del
Imageboards is over soon. I can feel it.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:32:20 [Preview] No.25882 del
Thoughts on what to do next?


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:32:50 [Preview] No.25883 del
having a drink. Recommenced me some upbeat 80s music that isnt shit.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:35:44 [Preview] No.25884 del
>>25882
I wonder. In a normal world living without internet is not a problem. But in 2020 It's problematic.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:38:45 [Preview] No.25885 del
>>25850
how do you have a spare room when i dont have one. so jelous.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:39:26 [Preview] No.25886 del
>>25883
This whole album is good. He was the percussionist for one of Santana's albums.
The fills are great.
>not 80's
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W0svNrctMUU [Embed]


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:39:53 [Preview] No.25887 del
>>25860
CHERRY RIPES SUX


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:39:59 [Preview] No.25888 del
Just rode 75km on my bike at the Gold Coast .

On the train the train home.

Need to piss.

Is this haiku ?


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:40:39 [Preview] No.25889 del
Smell like a big wank


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:40:55 [Preview] No.25890 del
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Ok guys I go.
I have work to do. Being neet is good but you need to stop losing your time.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:41:07 [Preview] No.25891 del
Wonder what's going to happen to Dom next?


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:41:36 [Preview] No.25892 del
>>25888
no haiku is
4
7
4


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:41:47 [Preview] No.25893 del
>>25890
What's going to happen to Dom?


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:42:01 [Preview] No.25894 del
>>25883
don't stand so close to me, everything she does is magic, just a couple from heaps of songs from the 80"s


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:42:26 [Preview] No.25895 del
>>25873
bredy gud


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:43:39 [Preview] No.25896 del
>>25892
I had a wank
It made me very thirsty
Time for a goon


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:44:19 [Preview] No.25897 del
>>25894
>The Police
Get off my board Boomer


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:44:54 [Preview] No.25898 del
>>25893
Ive never seen more that the webm i posted here >>25863

I think he still have is ranch in France.
Seriously I need to go now. See ya.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:45:32 [Preview] No.25899 del
>>25886
Heatwave > Coke Escovedo


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:48:40 [Preview] No.25900 del
>>25883
Men at Work.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RY7S6EgSlCI [Embed]


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:49:14 [Preview] No.25901 del
Kick back, let the cool, smooth vibes flow through you.
Sunday night is for the suave mofo with time on his hands.
Now is the only time there is.
Embrace, enjoy.
We'll be back shortly to update you on kfc voucher codes and let Cameron teach you his skills in NEET cuisine.
Lay back, relax, this is NEETfm.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1vEJKitX0Ps [Embed]


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:50:45 [Preview] No.25902 del
>>25898
Bye. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:51:08 [Preview] No.25903 del
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The superior chocolate bar.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:52:06 [Preview] No.25904 del
>>25897
Well won't be here for much longer I wont be going to 8kun, so a week or so and I will be gone and you wont have to put up with old cunts like me


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:53:46 [Preview] No.25905 del
This entire 8kun thing, is it even going be anything like the old board? I thought it was mainly going to be a qtard centred board.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:55:25 [Preview] No.25906 del
>>25899
You may like this.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KDTXljIqxRE [Embed]
What tracks are good from Heatwave?
I was listening to Always and Forever and it was a bit ordinary.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:55:33 [Preview] No.25907 del
>>25892
Riding the train
Piss wants come like ass rain
No TP ashamed


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:56:22 [Preview] No.25908 del
>>25905
I don't know.
I'm not keen on it but it may be okay.
The qtards are just the only people from there that have twitter I think.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:56:41 [Preview] No.25909 del
>>25904
Who are you? I don't miss our elder. I also wouldn't migrate to 8kun for a fortnight beyond claiming a board until they sort out all the bugs/spam.

>>25905
Heavens know. It might be but I think it will be all boards as they were taking migration requests from old board owners.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 08:59:09 [Preview] No.25910 del
>>25904
>>25909
Fuck I am horrible tonight at writing. I meant to say I will miss you.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 09:03:26 [Preview] No.25911 del
>>25910
Fuck; I am terrible at writing tonight. I meant to say that I will miss you.*


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 09:09:09 [Preview] No.25912 del
>>25911
The asterisk is in the wrong place.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 09:25:51 [Preview] No.25913 del
>>25907
not quite. TP is two syllables

you suck at that
its because you suck at that
why do you suck


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 09:29:01 [Preview] No.25914 del
>>25913
That was not nice.
Nuro can't help that he's dumb.
Try to be nice.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 09:35:10 [Preview] No.25915 del
>>25914
i am being nice
don't tell me what to do man
pee in your bag


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 09:39:21 [Preview] No.25916 del
Wanked clothes


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 09:39:36 [Preview] No.25917 del
NEET FIGHT!


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 09:39:54 [Preview] No.25918 del
Boong smell


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 09:42:42 [Preview] No.25919 del
NEET FIGHT you say
This is not a fight though mate
Just a haiku battle


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 09:44:10 [Preview] No.25920 del
I was really dispointed France didn't say the full name of Dom again as I had a word filter ready.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 09:47:35 [Preview] No.25921 del
Goon night NEETs.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 09:53:39 [Preview] No.25922 del
>>25921
Good night


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 09:55:45 [Preview] No.25923 del
>>25921
Night


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 10:00:28 [Preview] No.25924 del
>>25919
no you fuked up
four sylablles last line mate
yours is two more


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 10:06:23 [Preview] No.25925 del
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AUSSIE, IF I TOUCH YOU, YOUR MOUTH IS ON THE GROUND


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 10:09:02 [Preview] No.25926 del
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YOU TRIED TO KILL MY HORSE AND ME WITH YOUR CAR


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 10:09:05 [Preview] No.25927 del
>>25924
Do not question
me about how well I write
haikus ever again


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 10:10:14 [Preview] No.25928 del
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IT'S BECAUSE I DIDN'T SLEEP THAT NIGHT


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 10:13:35 [Preview] No.25929 del
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smelly aboriginal anal?, MOVE!
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 10:14:58 [Preview] No.25930 del
Is the bo a faggot?
All your joke is about gay porn. Fix yourself bro.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 10:16:27 [Preview] No.25931 del
Haiku is a Japanese poetry form. A haiku uses just a few words to capture a moment and create a picture in the reader's mind. It is like a tiny window into a scene much larger than itself.

Traditionally, haiku is written in three lines, with five syllables in the first line, seven syllables in the second line, and five syllables in the third line.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 10:16:29 [Preview] No.25932 del
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GO! HIT ME


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 10:17:45 [Preview] No.25933 del
>>25931
I was told it was four by this >>25924 NEET


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 10:19:54 [Preview] No.25934 del
>>25933
Its definitely not four.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 10:22:23 [Preview] No.25935 del
as the only NEET her who has done haiku before i feel that i am qualified to set the verse pattern as 4,7,4 which is what i have been doing for ten years at least.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 10:25:37 [Preview] No.25936 del
>>25935
>>25935
ITS FIVE SEVEN FIVE CONFIRMED BY EVERY SOURCE

n, in three phrases of five, seven and five on respectively. Amo


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 10:25:54 [Preview] No.25937 del
Goodnight NEETs


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 10:26:00 [Preview] No.25938 del
This ancient form of poem writing is renowned for its small size as well as the precise punctuation and syllables needed on its three lines. It is of ancient Japanese origin. It contains 17 syllables in 3 lines of five, seven, five. Haiku poems are typically about nature and usually about a specific season. Writing a haiku requires effort but the poem is well worth it. It is easy to feel a sense of perfection when viewing a perfectly formed Haiku.

Source: https://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poems/other/haiku/


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 10:26:19 [Preview] No.25939 del
>>25937
Good night


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 10:27:04 [Preview] No.25940 del
>>25938
you may be correct in this


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 10:33:15 [Preview] No.25941 del
>>25937
Good night


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 10:48:56 [Preview] No.25942 del
>>25937
Good night, a yummy Yumi for you.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 11:14:30 [Preview] No.25943 del
>>25937
gee wizz that is patheticly early you soft cunt


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 11:16:40 [Preview] No.25944 del
>>25943
just got home after riding 75km.... cooked my own chicken stirr fry...
just settling down..


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 11:30:28 [Preview] No.25945 del
>>25944
What kind of stiry fry and what veggies did you add to it?


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 11:30:55 [Preview] No.25946 del
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Based aborigene fucked Priccilla.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3aHbQk3rqnc [Embed]


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 11:42:12 [Preview] No.25947 del
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BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 11:42:32 [Preview] No.25948 del
>>25938
Nigger Nigger Nig
Nigger Niggity Nigger
Cruisey loves niggers


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 12:20:35 [Preview] No.25949 del
Smell like a big wank


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 12:31:24 [Preview] No.25950 del
>>25947
BOONG


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 12:31:48 [Preview] No.25951 del
Wank salad.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 12:33:17 [Preview] No.25952 del
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It's Halloween time neets


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 12:44:15 [Preview] No.25953 del
Synchronous-gape


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 12:55:03 [Preview] No.25954 del
Synagogue gape


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 13:09:56 [Preview] No.25955 del
>>25805
Yeah it is.
>>25806
Yeah I'm pretty much the same now.
>>25894
>>25897
The Police is one of the few boomer creations that's okay.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 13:13:32 [Preview] No.25956 del
leave wizchan alone


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 13:20:56 [Preview] No.25957 del
Pre-synaptic gape


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 13:24:06 [Preview] No.25958 del
>>25956
The guy who's been posting the links to wizchan isn't really from our board, he a French orbiter of some pop musician that got banned after posting a few times on here and has been evading his ban spamming the board with all manner of things for the past couple of days in what he must see as some kind of "revenge".


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 13:26:45 [Preview] No.25959 del
>>25958
Holy shit, that cunt goes in wizchan as well?


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 13:49:16 [Preview] No.25960 del
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NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 13:50:54 [Preview] No.25961 del
Hey


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 13:53:24 [Preview] No.25962 del
(179.04 KB 1188x752 cunny.png)


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 14:00:47 [Preview] No.25964 del
Thinking about chucking a sickie tomorrow


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 14:05:51 [Preview] No.25965 del
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>>25964
YOU TAKE YOUR CAR AND YOU GET OUT


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 14:06:57 [Preview] No.25966 del
>>25959
So it seems, he is spamming his orbiter shit there too, maybe they had some issues with him too.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 14:09:49 [Preview] No.25967 del
>>25966
I've noticed his posts on other boards on endchan as well from being on the frontpage.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 14:09:58 [Preview] No.25968 del
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>>25966
Implying Wizcahn is not full of commies faggots.

Tell me I'm lying.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4apHuWytLko [Embed]


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 14:11:14 [Preview] No.25969 del
>>25967
He seems to be a serial pest across multiple imageboards.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 14:11:34 [Preview] No.25970 del
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>>25967
I only post here. I made one thread on krautchan.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AtEd0sgM28w [Embed]


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 14:12:07 [Preview] No.25971 del
>>25969
At least I can sit back and be comfortable in knowing I'll never be that autistic. Or French.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 14:14:34 [Preview] No.25973 del
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>>25972
Don't forget a pic of Just had a fantastic wank. if you want them to understand.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_sm-1_qahv0 [Embed]


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 14:16:22 [Preview] No.25974 del
>>25973
>Just had a fantastic wank. if you want

I SAID PRISCCILLA


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 14:18:48 [Preview] No.25975 del
>>25971
Yeah it is a relief, I've also realised that he must spend all, if not most of his waking hours on here spamming. Truly an existence to be envied.


NEET Global volunteer 10/13/2019 (Sun) 15:10:08 [Preview] No.25977 del
>>25972
From what I gather NEETS don't want you here, your posting doesn't fit into the theme of the board, and disrupts the flow of conversation.
There are many chans and boards where you could fit in, enjoy yourself and where others would appreciate your posts. Find one elsewhere and stop spamming this board. Thanks.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 15:21:50 [Preview] No.25978 del
I wonder what this new development will bring. Night Night NEETs.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 15:23:54 [Preview] No.25979 del
>>25978
Good night.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 15:26:34 [Preview] No.25980 del
It's bin night and I can see my dad climbing into the bin so he can rape the garbage truck driver when he gets here


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 15:28:05 [Preview] No.25981 del
Another time he hid inside a good looking fridge someone put out for bulk rubbish collection and he ended up raping a whole Chinese family when they brought it home


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 15:34:58 [Preview] No.25982 del
>>25978
I exactly now.
He won't stop we have to continuously ban him and delete his stuff, also he will escalate in other ways since he has as many hours available for him per day and he doesn't do anything else.
But I had to chime in since if I know a problem I kinda obliged to help solving it, and doing nothing only will alienate you, NEETS, from End.
What you guys can do is report his posts so deletion will be easier (if you want us, globals, to see it mark the "Global" checkbox below in the form), also your BO might want a board volunteer or two to help him out.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 15:37:08 [Preview] No.25983 del
Masturbation


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 15:40:44 [Preview] No.25984 del
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>>25982
Thanks for your help mate.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 16:03:00 [Preview] No.25986 del
>>25977
>>25982
Cheers based euro jannie.
The night wage is going well. having a coffee +/ durry


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 16:37:40 [Preview] No.25988 del
Prime NEET gape


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 16:40:22 [Preview] No.25989 del
All my clothes are wanked


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 17:06:08 [Preview] No.25990 del
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4chan is the best place.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 18:12:38 [Preview] No.25991 del
Good early morning, today I'm a 5am neet.

Wrote an encoder/modulator for the FSQ digital radio mode. Basically it just generates wav files with a sequence of tones using MSK/Minimal Shift Keying to keep the harmonics down.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 18:14:37 [Preview] No.25992 del
>>25991
fwiw, I was testing that with air-gapped computers..


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 18:22:09 [Preview] No.25993 del
>>25992
Now the job is to write my own demodulator (used fldigi above). I will need to concentrate and stop looking at naked girlies until I bring myself up to speed with FFTs again.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 19:59:08 [Preview] No.25994 del
>>25991
Good work Neet. Now do OFDM


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 20:59:10 [Preview] No.25995 del
>>25982
>>25977
If anyone wants to become a moderator, please tell me.

To celebrate France's arrival back we should have bad speak day to help Frenchy learnd.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 21:22:33 [Preview] No.25996 del
>>25990
Then fuck off there and leave us alone
>>25977
He's a spammer. More info in https://julay.world/cow/res/12121.html


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 21:26:18 [Preview] No.25997 del
>>25977
Good cunt, cheers.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 21:28:04 [Preview] No.25998 del
Good morning friends.
>>25991
Good morning.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 21:28:59 [Preview] No.25999 del
>>25996
What a wanker! Re-posting so it is known to everyone.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 22:03:04 [Preview] No.26000 del
>>25995
I'll be a vol mong


NEET Board owner 10/13/2019 (Sun) 22:19:46 [Preview] No.26001 del
>>26000
Make an account on this site by clicking the thing at the top and post your username. Just so we do not get a spammer moderator as I will check your post history briefly.

Email me at ausneets@airmail.cc if you ever want to talk to me privately.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 22:30:01 [Preview] No.26002 del
I think I've done it.


NEET Board owner 10/13/2019 (Sun) 22:32:02 [Preview] No.26003 del
>>26002
It makes your account instantly but log in to check it.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 22:52:38 [Preview] No.26004 del
>>25999
>hapa
Hapas have been nothing but bad luck for NEETs recently


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 23:03:53 [Preview] No.26005 del
>>26004

NEET library (2070, colourised)

Title: "Still thinking about that HAPA"


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 23:05:28 [Preview] No.26006 del
>>26005
Well bantered.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 23:38:37 [Preview] No.26007 del
>>25977
Thank you magyar-anon.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 23:39:31 [Preview] No.26008 del
"A man arrested on suspicion of stalking a female pop idol used the reflections of her pupils in photos she shared on social media and Google Street View to find where she lived."

https://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory/arrested-japanese-stalker-pupil-image-reflections-66202013


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 23:40:59 [Preview] No.26009 del
>>26008
Hmmmmmmm.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 23:41:17 [Preview] No.26010 del
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NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 23:52:11 [Preview] No.26011 del
>>25991
You should use snprintf(), otherwise an attacker could use a stack overflow to run code on the listening computer by sending a carefully constructed message.


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 23:57:24 [Preview] No.26012 del
Time to get ready for the wage


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 23:57:55 [Preview] No.26013 del
I was awake late last night browsing the LinkedIn profiles of people I went to school with


NEET 10/13/2019 (Sun) 23:58:39 [Preview] No.26014 del
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Has ScoMo pissed his pants in this photo?


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 00:09:43 [Preview] No.26015 del
>tfw uncomfortably aware of testicles


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 00:46:56 [Preview] No.26016 del
>tfw dum dum


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 00:48:16 [Preview] No.26017 del
>tfw boong


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 00:55:10 [Preview] No.26018 del
Do any of you NOOTs do stockmarket stuff?


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 00:56:13 [Preview] No.26019 del
>tfw depressed


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 00:57:47 [Preview] No.26020 del
Didn’t iron my shirt this morning


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 00:59:10 [Preview] No.26021 del
Didn't iron my scrotum this morning


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 01:00:42 [Preview] No.26022 del
Didn't iron my gape this morning


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 01:03:59 [Preview] No.26023 del
Autonomous anal gape in response to external caffeine stimuli


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 01:04:40 [Preview] No.26024 del
>>26018
na, I do have some AMP shares but thats about it


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 01:04:42 [Preview] No.26025 del
Pavlov’s Gape


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 01:06:43 [Preview] No.26026 del
>>26013
One guy I used to go to school with is an Operations Geologist,all that means is he earns 15-20 times more than what I get lol


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 01:14:18 [Preview] No.26027 del
>>26013
I'm somewhat revealed that my old classmates are by-in-large just unsuccessful normies. One guy has a successful solar company, but that I can hang out with him during solar vehicle expos makes him okay. The only real pain is the cute smart girl I was crushing on the most became a high-level public servant in the immigration department lol, has a ex-Olympian husband, and looks like she knocks around with the Joe Hockey crowd.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 01:16:35 [Preview] No.26028 del
>>26026
but does he have a sweet board like this to shitpost on?


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 01:19:15 [Preview] No.26029 del
>>26027
I don't think any of my old mates at school had successful marriages. One of them is an incel foreveralone, the noot version of me, one of them is dead, and the rest are single fathers..


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 01:20:33 [Preview] No.26030 del
>>26024
I don't have any and was looking at the Commsec trading thing.
The $500 minimum just means I need to buy $500 worth of shares at once right? Mixed bag or all one type doesn't matter?


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 01:22:29 [Preview] No.26031 del
>>26027
I'm not aware of anybody in my paritcular year having done anything awesome. There are a couple who became surgeons and married each other. One lawyer I think. Hard to tell though, as I think most of the girls would have got married and changed their names.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 01:30:20 [Preview] No.26032 del
It is also not worth getting hung up on highschool. I've directly encountered maybe 3 people from my class in the past 22 years.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 01:30:24 [Preview] No.26033 del
"Police are hunting for a Caucasian man aged <the same age as me> after a teenage girl suffered a horrendous 14 hour knife-point rape ordeal in <my local area> ..."

Happened a few times recently, but hasn't yet been anyone from my old school. Don't be rude and tell me to do it.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 01:31:58 [Preview] No.26034 del
>>26033
Do you have many blacks and boongs in your area?


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 01:32:52 [Preview] No.26035 del
>>26033
>Caucasian man
Please don't tell me our media have picked up that fucking retarded yank word. Just say White or European you spineless media faggots.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 01:33:58 [Preview] No.26036 del
>tfw no gf feels hitting hard


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 01:38:43 [Preview] No.26037 del
>tfw the dexi comedown hits you hard


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 01:40:22 [Preview] No.26038 del
>>26034
No, guys in Ghille suits, who have any almost respectable level of dedication to the Rape Craft, with hidden cameras stalking their prey for months before pouncing.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 01:41:32 [Preview] No.26039 del
>tfw all the cute girls in school are now hideously obese
>tfw actually is an okay feel


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 01:46:50 [Preview] No.26040 del
>>26039
serves them right.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 01:48:32 [Preview] No.26041 del
>>26031
yeah as well as the geologist in my class there was a surgeon, one guy works for comm bank he trades shares etc up to a million or so, to the other end like me on the dsp and another guy who ended up in jail lol, to the other end again one of them ended up with multiple records in guinness world records, seems like I ended up the loser


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 01:56:55 [Preview] No.26042 del
>>26041
The ones with the fancy jobs aren't necessarily happy.
Don't worry about where those people are in life, just work on being happy in yours.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 02:05:52 [Preview] No.26043 del
>>26041
> seems like I ended up the loser
Becoming a mass murderer is always an option if you want to go Full Loser, and it doesn't have to be the obvious means. I'm thinking Mercury Halide poisoning a town's water supply over a span of 5 years would be the go.
(Yes, posting through Tor to write that..)


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 02:13:30 [Preview] No.26044 del
>>26027
Huh. The other girl my teenage schoolboy fantasies revolved around became a schizo; I'm finding Missing Person articles about her, the sort of ones that mention they're dependent on 'medication', and a CCTV photo makes her look like a complete mentalcase derro.
Win! There's at least someone out there who won't look down on me, and would consider having a caring neet boyfriend.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 02:43:29 [Preview] No.26045 del
Might order a pizza.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 02:48:39 [Preview] No.26046 del
>>26045
wot sort


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 02:57:58 [Preview] No.26047 del
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>>26045
I could go a nice prawn pizza myself


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:01:02 [Preview] No.26048 del
>>26046
No clue yet.
>>26047
Too much cheese but that looks good.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:02:48 [Preview] No.26049 del
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and a nice garlic bread


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:07:11 [Preview] No.26050 del


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:35:31 [Preview] No.26052 del
Gaped NEET gape


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:38:51 [Preview] No.26053 del
>>26049
>nice


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:39:09 [Preview] No.26054 del
>>26049
>garlic


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:39:21 [Preview] No.26055 del
big rape


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:39:27 [Preview] No.26056 del
>>26049
>bread


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:39:37 [Preview] No.26057 del
large ape


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:40:02 [Preview] No.26058 del
Primordial ape


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:40:02 [Preview] No.26059 del
>>26049
That reminds me, debauch tomorrow
Must buy a garlic bread


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:40:03 [Preview] No.26060 del
small tape


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:41:00 [Preview] No.26061 del
tall snake


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:42:16 [Preview] No.26062 del
>>26059
For eating purposes?


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:42:53 [Preview] No.26063 del


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:42:56 [Preview] No.26064 del
garlic bread enema


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:43:32 [Preview] No.26065 del
Small primate


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:43:44 [Preview] No.26066 del
>>26063
I admire your dedication to this 10k, and that of the missus.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:43:51 [Preview] No.26067 del
small tape worm


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:44:30 [Preview] No.26068 del
enormous boong


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:44:49 [Preview] No.26069 del
thick aboriginal penis


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:44:56 [Preview] No.26070 del
>>26066
kek, I'll probably forget again


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:45:22 [Preview] No.26071 del
Gluttonous Garlic Gape


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:46:49 [Preview] No.26072 del
taped neet gape


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:47:03 [Preview] No.26073 del


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:48:01 [Preview] No.26074 del
>>26070
What is planned?
Photo of garlic bread between bobs?


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:48:04 [Preview] No.26075 del
Has anyone else noticed that legal porno are using lots of niggers in their gangbang videos? Like there will be a bunch of white men and then just one nigger in the video for no apparent reason but to get the viewers desensitized to that shit I guess. So many of the girls aren't very attractive either.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:48:22 [Preview] No.26076 del
>>26074
With the feet you boong.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:49:05 [Preview] No.26077 del
I'M COOMING
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO COOM


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:49:20 [Preview] No.26078 del
>>26074
Hmmm ... garlic bread on bum with feet posed artistically above ?
I believe feet were requested at some point


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:49:53 [Preview] No.26079 del
>>26075
I love Legal Porno. They need to do more interracial gangbangs with piss drinking.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:50:24 [Preview] No.26080 del
>>26079
Vile post.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:51:12 [Preview] No.26081 del
>>26079
Abhorrent post.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:52:12 [Preview] No.26082 del
>>26079
OH GOD I'M COOMING


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:52:18 [Preview] No.26083 del
Wooden post.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:52:28 [Preview] No.26084 del
>>26080
>>26081
Rimjobs as well. Ideally with a blonde haired chick.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:53:01 [Preview] No.26085 del
goanna fleshlight


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:53:14 [Preview] No.26086 del
>>26084
You're not very subtle m8


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:53:38 [Preview] No.26087 del
>>26084
>hohols
>white


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:54:02 [Preview] No.26088 del
>>26086
I'm being genuine.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:54:31 [Preview] No.26089 del
>>26086
Lots of shitposters go too hard.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:55:23 [Preview] No.26090 del
>>26088
Then why did you genuinely decide to start this conversation here and now ?
>I know, I'll go on /ausneets/ and talk about interracial porn for no reason


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:55:37 [Preview] No.26091 del
There was a Canadian on 8ch's /b/ that was addicted to those blacked videos. I really wish I had capped it, being
>a fucking leaf
and all.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:56:13 [Preview] No.26092 del
>>26090
Because discussions about an Irishman raping boongs are quite common here?


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 03:58:12 [Preview] No.26093 del
I've been slogging away at the same problems and making no progress. I'm going to have a break and then get back to it in a bit,.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:01:31 [Preview] No.26094 del
>>26090
Look at the original post I responded to you mong.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:08:46 [Preview] No.26095 del
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>>26078
Maybe something like this?


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:12:41 [Preview] No.26096 del
bobs better than feet


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:17:30 [Preview] No.26097 del
Howdy NEEToes.

>>26051
What a beast.

>>26077
>>26082
Coombrains


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:20:08 [Preview] No.26098 del
>>26093
Do more practice exams


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:25:07 [Preview] No.26099 del
>>26064
unsanctioned kancho
>>26069
unsanctioned impersonation
>obsessed


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:27:47 [Preview] No.26100 del
i need a wee wee


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:27:58 [Preview] No.26101 del
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good to see the gen is back to its usual self


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:32:40 [Preview] No.26102 del
did a wee wee


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:37:57 [Preview] No.26103 del
Do any of you neets like lana del rey? I like her older stuff.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:39:13 [Preview] No.26104 del
>>26103
I don't know who that is.
She doesn't appear that attractive, so maybe she might be musical.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:39:21 [Preview] No.26105 del
>>26102
if its not orange your not trying


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:39:42 [Preview] No.26106 del
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>>26037
>IKTF


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:40:43 [Preview] No.26107 del
>>26050
Well spotted.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:41:13 [Preview] No.26108 del
>>26103
i have born to die on vinyl its full debauch ... dont really like her newer stuff

off to races


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:41:23 [Preview] No.26109 del
>>26104
>I don't know who that is.
BOOMER


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:41:49 [Preview] No.26110 del
>>26077
Are you French?


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:42:14 [Preview] No.26111 del
>>26108
>dont really like her newer stuff
Yeah. Off to the races is definitely one of her best.
>tfw nuro and I have something in common.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:42:14 [Preview] No.26112 del
>>26100
Have a wank


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:42:19 [Preview] No.26113 del
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Time for a sexy lunch


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:43:06 [Preview] No.26114 del
>>26110
No, I'm not him. I'm just a run of the mill shitposter.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:43:16 [Preview] No.26115 del
>>26109
you probably like that dickhead rapper with the face tattoos who abuses auto tune
post marone or toblerone or something


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:43:53 [Preview] No.26116 del
>oral coffee


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:45:19 [Preview] No.26117 del
>>26115
>you don't like 1920s swing music
<i bet you like soundcloud rappers
Not quite boomer. I don't like rap at all. Except this song:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=el93MIxAf-c [Embed]


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:47:10 [Preview] No.26118 del
>>26113
You boong.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:48:39 [Preview] No.26119 del
>>26117
>Mongol rap

You mong


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:49:18 [Preview] No.26120 del
Zorigoo:
Graced by the great sky, descendants of the snow leopards,
Aided by the father sky, forefathers of the great taiga (northern snow forest)
Strength has arisen, with the best of horse next to me
Warriors of the blood clan, willingly sit with comfort

What intent tempts you to dare call us?
Boastful lad you are, aren't you foolish?
Where are your best of horses?
Where are the sturdy men of yours?
Where are your patchy bow and arrows?
Where are your courage and willpower?

Zaya:
I am the bestowal of the new Mongols, chained from my ancestors
Knowing this, I conquer (overcome) myself, not others.
Common descendant of the warriors, herders, wrestlers and sages.
The heroes that created my Mongolia, wait now...
Here come the youths of knowledge, and my women are charming
Together in unison we will paint the new future

Zorigoo:
Will you respect the mountains and rivers?
Will you respect your blood and family?
Will you imprint your glory and honor?
Will you treasure your father and mother?
Will you respect your forefathers?
Will you value your grand history?

Zaya:
To the unforgotten ones who went to battle for us,
For the future, for the tomorrow, I will be here
Respects to the mountains and rivers, protection to my family (people)
Collect good deeds and forgive those who are heartless
Willingly protecting the mountains and rivers, we will strive
In our hearts, we will keep this firmly in mind.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:49:22 [Preview] No.26121 del
>>26117
How can she be from the 1920s? And if she sings it isn't Swing.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:49:49 [Preview] No.26122 del
>>26119
moderately well bantered


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:51:42 [Preview] No.26123 del
>>26121
I wasn't referring to lana you boong. Reread the posts you utter mong.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:51:46 [Preview] No.26124 del
>>26117
I like rape


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:52:07 [Preview] No.26125 del
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>>26121
"swing" and "1920" not mentioned once lol


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:52:18 [Preview] No.26126 del
>>26118
You're a boong.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:53:13 [Preview] No.26127 del


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:53:29 [Preview] No.26128 del
>>26123
so you just started on about 1920's swing music apropos of nothing after a comment about her


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:54:04 [Preview] No.26129 del
>>26125
>dumb dumb.png
Unreleased which is why the audio is pretty bad.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:56:18 [Preview] No.26130 del
>>26128
Here is my reasoning in greentext:
>I called you a boomer
>you accuse me of liking soundcloud rappers
>I strawmanned your argument saying anything past 1920s swing must be soundcloud rap shit
Did you drop out in year 9 to fight the japs or something?


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:56:37 [Preview] No.26131 del
Lots of hostile posting itt.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:57:53 [Preview] No.26132 del
>>26130
boomers were born after 1945 so they didn't do swing music either


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:58:39 [Preview] No.26133 del
>>26130
boomers were born after 1945 so they didn't do swing music either


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 04:59:04 [Preview] No.26134 del
>>26131
just some unemployed dumb dumb with a hard on for lana's swing music


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:03:19 [Preview] No.26135 del
>>26132
>>26133
Have you heard of 30 year old boomers?


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:03:38 [Preview] No.26136 del
>>26134
>unemployed
>/ausneets/
I doubt it these days.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:06:54 [Preview] No.26137 del
>>26129
last lana song i liked.. used to get really high by the beach and crank this


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:14:28 [Preview] No.26138 del
>>26075
I only watch JAV so i haven't noticed


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:16:03 [Preview] No.26139 del
>>26113
I like the WA.jpeg in the file name, did you get a new phone?


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:16:25 [Preview] No.26140 del
>>26113
>>26139
Or am I boong and it means Wide Angle?


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:17:14 [Preview] No.26141 del
>>26103
i like her song video games. Have you hear Bluejuice do a cover of it?


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:18:10 [Preview] No.26142 del
Become refreshed!


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:20:21 [Preview] No.26143 del
>>26142
already been to dans the goon is chilling in the freezer

SOON


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:20:26 [Preview] No.26144 del
>>26140
I'm looking it up now.
>Have you hear
Are you French?


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:21:08 [Preview] No.26145 del
>>26143
fark i loose my flag everytime i F5


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:21:15 [Preview] No.26146 del


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:21:17 [Preview] No.26147 del
>>26144
I am very France sometimes


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:21:33 [Preview] No.26148 del
>>26145
Based.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:23:15 [Preview] No.26149 del
>>26144
no just barely literate


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:32:53 [Preview] No.26150 del
(4.08 MB 640x360 1571012796659.webm)
VCH BO DISS Just had a fantastic wank.SPAM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=afxltiZfw7I [Embed]


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:38:40 [Preview] No.26151 del
>>26150
>flabby ass

i prefer bringing up her Gypsy genes and the fact she is not a natuaral blonde


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:40:40 [Preview] No.26152 del
>exams in 30 days
Jesus Christ, here comes the anxiety.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:41:33 [Preview] No.26153 del
>>26151
This.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XFKAB2ySHHU [Embed]


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:42:51 [Preview] No.26154 del
>>26150
F R E S H


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:43:25 [Preview] No.26155 del
>>26153
What were you cooming to in the office when you lost your job?


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:46:08 [Preview] No.26156 del
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>>26151

ooooh friendly reminder MR ROBOT is out ...


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:47:20 [Preview] No.26157 del
>>26156
I think we should call the France, Mr Coomer.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:48:56 [Preview] No.26158 del
>>26157
i dont want to think of him ever again and would just like to forget about it


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:50:06 [Preview] No.26159 del
How well does your cycling carry over to other physical pursuits like running?


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:51:06 [Preview] No.26160 del
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>>26155
It's not the real story. It was a video on snapchat about a girl of the job.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:52:08 [Preview] No.26161 del
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>>26158
I am all you need


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:53:29 [Preview] No.26162 del
>>26160
So what are you drinking now?


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:55:48 [Preview] No.26163 del
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>>25996
>>25999
GET A LIFE YOU FUCKER

STOP FOLLOWING ME ON EVERYBOARD

WHAT A CREEP RETARD

3 years you are following me.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:55:57 [Preview] No.26164 del
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>>26161
That reminds me.

GOON 'O CLOCK


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:57:28 [Preview] No.26165 del
oh fuck no....

wheres boong wizzy with his pointing bone ??


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 05:58:34 [Preview] No.26166 del
(62.62 KB 1280x720 vb.jpg)


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 06:00:19 [Preview] No.26167 del
>>26166
Well bantered.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 06:02:01 [Preview] No.26168 del
>>26166
imagine if VB was marketed internationally instead of fosters, god i hate being a queenslander and the forced XXXX meme...


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 06:05:38 [Preview] No.26169 del
>>26163
It's good you have some friends.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 06:10:59 [Preview] No.26170 del
>>26166
The last true blue cobber in Victoria.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 06:14:07 [Preview] No.26171 del
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>>26168
>tfw only drink beer made from Australian owned brewers.
Coopers > Worst end


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 06:15:24 [Preview] No.26172 del
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NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 06:36:25 [Preview] No.26173 del
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NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 06:38:13 [Preview] No.26174 del
>tfw cruisey wont take you to
>picked duck
>harry potter bar
>cafe primo


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 06:44:30 [Preview] No.26175 del
>>26174
>Dan Murphy's


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 06:45:07 [Preview] No.26176 del
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NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 06:46:45 [Preview] No.26177 del
>>26175
>Strats


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 06:51:25 [Preview] No.26178 del
>>26177
>Crazy Horse


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 06:51:51 [Preview] No.26179 del
>>26177
>kfc at Joondalup


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 06:53:49 [Preview] No.26180 del
I also forgot that
>cigar lounge
I found


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 06:57:51 [Preview] No.26181 del
Might get a cherry ripe on the way home.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 06:59:20 [Preview] No.26182 del
NK never told us what he got for his birthday...


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 06:59:33 [Preview] No.26183 del
banjer lesson should be interesting tonight.. I kind of sperged out at her when she messaged me this morning after a few weeks of being away


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 06:59:54 [Preview] No.26184 del
>>26181
Grab me 30 kg rice please


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 07:01:16 [Preview] No.26185 del
>>26184
I franced today when I went to Coles and forgot your rice.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 07:03:22 [Preview] No.26186 del
>>26181
pick me up a cadbury flake please and try not to crush it you cant


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 07:03:31 [Preview] No.26187 del
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>>26183
Drop by one the way home


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 07:06:44 [Preview] No.26188 del
>>26187
I did that on the way home from work.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 07:07:13 [Preview] No.26189 del
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>>26186
>cadbury flake


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 07:09:44 [Preview] No.26190 del


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 07:15:32 [Preview] No.26191 del
>>26185
BRAVO CADBURY

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GVia3SqoP-A [Embed]


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 07:23:21 [Preview] No.26192 del
The Great Gape of Nanjing


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 07:24:45 [Preview] No.26193 del
>>26003
I have logged in but I am unsure how to become a vol.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 07:25:12 [Preview] No.26194 del
>>25886
Lana Del Ray is trash taste. On par with current age Taylor Swift


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 07:26:43 [Preview] No.26195 del


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 07:28:15 [Preview] No.26196 del
>>26194
the funny thing is i know so many muso birds who all want to be her...

she is at least a little genuine... the absolute state of modern music

> nuro will never get to finish his italo disco album


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 07:30:22 [Preview] No.26197 del
>>26174
I'm a terrible NEET.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 07:31:43 [Preview] No.26198 del
>> nuro will never get to finish his italo disco album

ill get there one day

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2uRLJZxINAQ [Embed]


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 07:32:13 [Preview] No.26199 del
26000 posts on a site we despise.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 07:34:30 [Preview] No.26200 del
>>26199
I dont despise it


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 07:37:01 [Preview] No.26201 del
>>26199
gonna be 260000 if Frederick Brennan gets his fucking way...

> hurr durr i hate right wing nazis
> lets censor free speech worse than nazis

every. single. fucking. time.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 07:46:48 [Preview] No.26202 del
Don’t wank my nape


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 07:49:09 [Preview] No.26203 del
>>26201
>> lets censor free speech worse than nazis
Hang on there mate, you posted this in the last thread >>25240
So your happy to Ban people and stop their free speach when it suits you? because you find it annoying?, guess YOU don't know how this free speach thing works, you seem a bit two faced you want free speech but you want others baned?? when they get annoying, yes sir Mr Government


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 07:54:52 [Preview] No.26204 del
>>26193
I need your username to add.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 07:59:24 [Preview] No.26205 del
>>26203
Well observed.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:00:54 [Preview] No.26206 del
>>26203
seriously fuck off

that was a proposed short term emergency solution to fix the france shock spam that made the gen unusable

how the fuck could you imply otherwise ? Frederick is already probing a site with ZERO users that is not even live yet to BTFO in the media despite the fact a copy cat benton tarrant when on rampage while 8chan was offline fully negating any narrative or >implication to the fact


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:01:27 [Preview] No.26207 del
smelly grapes


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:01:43 [Preview] No.26208 del
smelly gapes


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:01:44 [Preview] No.26209 del
>>26204
Cruisey


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:02:55 [Preview] No.26210 del
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NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:05:57 [Preview] No.26211 del
>>26206
>that was a proposed short term emergency solution
COPE


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:06:08 [Preview] No.26212 del
>>26206
Kek and you still don't get it


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:06:28 [Preview] No.26213 del
>>26209
Done! In your account it will show you as a volunteer/moderator of the board.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:07:47 [Preview] No.26214 del
well recieved application


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:09:39 [Preview] No.26215 del
Gracias.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:11:29 [Preview] No.26216 del
what dont i get ? specifically ?

> board filled with shock spam
> could you block this france asshole by letting just aussies through for a few hours

WEW guess im a Nazi


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:11:55 [Preview] No.26217 del
Extreme caffeine prolapse


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:12:43 [Preview] No.26218 del
smelly anus leakage


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:16:03 [Preview] No.26219 del
Error.
You are not allowed to change the board flags.
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NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:18:52 [Preview] No.26220 del
>>26219
Well I didn't try, don't blame me, I'm just having a beer listening to music


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:19:06 [Preview] No.26221 del
>>26219
Go to moderate thread and see the quality of it. If you still like it, you can have it.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:21:27 [Preview] No.26222 del
It turns into a bunch of bernds.
the fuck is wrong with this site?


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:22:29 [Preview] No.26223 del
>>26222
You need to keep refreshing and go back to the page. My offer still stands if you keep me and the other guy as a mod.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:24:47 [Preview] No.26224 del
>>26223
I don't think I want to even be a vol now. This is irritating as fuck.
You have to do a captcha every time too.
Can't we all just 'hide post' whenever yakuza turns up?


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:26:26 [Preview] No.26225 del
who named the schizo "yakuza"?


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:26:27 [Preview] No.26226 del
>>26224
>Can't we all just 'hide post' whenever yakuza turns up?
It's all I do


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:26:36 [Preview] No.26227 del
This is too hard.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:27:08 [Preview] No.26228 del
>>26226
This is a much better option. It's what I've been doing too.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:27:26 [Preview] No.26229 del
>>26225
tv I think


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:28:19 [Preview] No.26230 del
I relinquish my role as Vol.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:29:34 [Preview] No.26231 del
Doing some group work for uni and the other guy has done heaps of work over night so now I feel like a boong about not doing much. I'm going to have to really put in some effort now.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:30:59 [Preview] No.26232 del
>>26224
No. It's why I disabled images. You can spoil images easily and delete the posts when responding to reports by clicking on delete files after closing reports. It's the only thing that works well. Stay on as a moderator in case you need to do something. If worse comes to worse email me and I'll try my best to deal with it.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:31:12 [Preview] No.26233 del
>>26231
I have a group presentation in week 12 for biology


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:32:37 [Preview] No.26234 del
Only 28 minutes until the wage is over


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:33:00 [Preview] No.26235 del
>>26232
Okay, I'll try to help but I can see why it's been such a shitfest.
This site is fucked.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:33:16 [Preview] No.26236 del
>>26227
I did it for two days banning him. It's why disabling images is needed as the site is broken. It works but I I think the cross over to this new format of the site wasn't successful in the end.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:33:29 [Preview] No.26237 del
>>26234
Then you can come home and I can eat that hot mong arse.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:34:09 [Preview] No.26238 del
>>26234
nearly home time m8


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:34:13 [Preview] No.26239 del


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:34:52 [Preview] No.26240 del
>>26239
I can flick your broad beans while I'm at it.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:35:06 [Preview] No.26241 del
Just ordered some noodles for delivery.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:36:40 [Preview] No.26242 del
>>26240
get a room you lot


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:37:14 [Preview] No.26243 del
filthy disgusting NEET sex room


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:37:20 [Preview] No.26244 del
>>26241
Will Pajeet be delivering it?


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:37:43 [Preview] No.26245 del
Went to take a piss and there were too big cockroaches in my ensuite. I hinda hal smashed them but i swear to god i heard them scream when i picked them up and threw them one by one into the toilet bowel. Disturbing.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:37:52 [Preview] No.26246 del
>>26242
All the NEETbulges wont fit in just one room.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:39:11 [Preview] No.26247 del
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NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:40:01 [Preview] No.26248 del
>>26139
Yeah got a chink max 3, holds 4 times the amount of Aboriginal porn as the old one


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:40:21 [Preview] No.26249 del
Extremely lewd and inappropriate conversations


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:40:40 [Preview] No.26250 del
>>26245
Should have deep fried em.....mmmm crunchy roaches


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:41:21 [Preview] No.26251 del
>>26248
>Aboriginal porn
Be careful mate, you don't want any outsiders finding out about that hot abo porn.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:41:36 [Preview] No.26252 del
I like dogs better than cats.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:41:51 [Preview] No.26253 del
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>>26182
I got a wank...and a birthday card


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:44:12 [Preview] No.26254 del
I wish it was tomorrow
My balls hurt


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:44:20 [Preview] No.26255 del
>>26252
No you don't


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:44:36 [Preview] No.26256 del
I'm going to visit my grandmother tomorrow night.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:44:50 [Preview] No.26257 del
>>26255
Yes he doesn't


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:45:47 [Preview] No.26258 del
>>26254
Well just take them out of the vice now


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:46:22 [Preview] No.26259 del
>>26258
I'll get in trouble then


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:47:19 [Preview] No.26260 del
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I POST PRISSILLA BUT THIS IS WHAT I WANTT!!!

SFW WEBM FUCKING RELATED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afxltiZfw7I&feature=youtu.be


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:48:15 [Preview] No.26261 del
>>26253
I snorted when reading that card. I wish I got a card like that.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:48:59 [Preview] No.26262 del
>>26260
You can post them just add a spoiler.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:51:47 [Preview] No.26263 del
>>26027
>in the immigration department lol
I know where in Boongberra that is, so if there is any consolation she probably has looked at me in disgust at some point


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 08:54:28 [Preview] No.26264 del
Full moon loks preety good


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 09:00:18 [Preview] No.26266 del
ooops i accidently made a thread instead of a reply


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 09:00:55 [Preview] No.26267 del
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NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 09:02:38 [Preview] No.26268 del
>>26266
> accidently
Dumb Dumb


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 09:08:40 [Preview] No.26269 del
Going to the gym neetos.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 09:10:10 [Preview] No.26270 del
>>26269
enjoy mate


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 09:18:03 [Preview] No.26271 del
>>26268
its because of the flag situation in the quick reply box....


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 09:22:00 [Preview] No.26272 del
>>26271
This site is like a NEET barely functional.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 09:22:26 [Preview] No.26273 del
>>26269
Pump iron mate.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 09:25:15 [Preview] No.26274 del
Goon cools the severs.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 09:28:24 [Preview] No.26275 del
>>26272
well observed


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 09:30:06 [Preview] No.26276 del
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NEET treats


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 09:32:34 [Preview] No.26277 del
>>26276
Sure like those pringles, huh?


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 09:33:25 [Preview] No.26278 del
>>26277
The salt and vinegar ones are nice, though the same cannot be said for some of the other flavours


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 09:34:20 [Preview] No.26279 del
>>26276
They should make a nice snack


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 09:35:44 [Preview] No.26280 del
>>26276
Once you pop you can't stop.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 09:38:54 [Preview] No.26281 del
Weber's Whimsical Wilted Willy


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 09:45:10 [Preview] No.26282 del
>>26261
They sell them at the newsagent, you could just mail yourself one and pretend someone else gave you it


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 09:46:27 [Preview] No.26283 del
>>26280
That's what my dad said when he stuck his fist in my ass


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 09:53:09 [Preview] No.26284 del


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 09:55:42 [Preview] No.26285 del
back from my lesson


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 10:06:41 [Preview] No.26286 del
>>26267
I've haven't been paying too much attention or caring too much about the whole drama with Jim and Hotwheels but Hotwheels going after Jim IRL like that is a pretty shitty thing to do.
22 degrees today in Shitbourne, got a a very bad night's sleep last night, had a nice nap when I got home though.


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NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 10:20:33 [Preview] No.26288 del
>>26276
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NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 10:23:00 [Preview] No.26289 del
>>26286
i forgot they were both in the philippines......but the the cripple is just bought and paid for ... beyond compromosid.... what a fuckehead


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NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 10:30:15 [Preview] No.26291 del
Goodnight fellas.


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 10:32:03 [Preview] No.26292 del
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Goodnight NEETs

>>26291
Goodnight NEET


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 10:33:44 [Preview] No.26293 del
>>26286
>I've haven't been paying too much attention or caring too much about the whole drama with Jim and Hotwheels

as far as drama goes and character arcs its better than freakin Star Wars at this point.

> a chan owner grudge is better entertainment than what holywood can come up with a 4 billion dollar franchise and its own galaxy....


NEET 10/14/2019 (Mon) 10:34:34 [Preview] No.26294 del
>>26291
>>26292
nite o neetos